
#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck





why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
It ticks to its own rhythm





